Exposure: 0
Cost: 0
Chance of STD: 10

I'm convinced that Craigslist has been, for many, the unknowing audition for Dateline's "To Catch a Predator." When it comes to picking up girls on Craigslist, there are two sections: "women seeking men," and "casual encounters." Their purposes are to find people to date, and fuck with no strings attached (NSA), respectively.

I'm sure you can imagine the quality of girl that has to resort to posting anonymously on the internet to get fucked. As well as the guys who actually do bang them. (Ahem, Happy Endings). An additional X-factor for Craigslist is that people have created "Bots" which they post online. It's usually something like this:

A single paragraph containing something that any woman would say, with a very vague description of what she's looking for in a man. Everyone qualifies, everyone emails. No specifics about the location you are searching from. One slutty picture.

If you send an email the address, in about a week you'll get an email saying "OMG sorry it took me so long to respond I got so many emails. You can find pictures of me on www.somesluttypornsite.com." So if there are any legitimate girls searching for love in the worst of places, they're lost in a sea of porn bots.

The benefits - as long as you don't post your picture you are completely anonymous. If you do... just... God help you. The initial investment is free, as opposed to the Valtrex you will require within four to six weeks later. So when it comes to Craigslist, you get what you pay for (nothing) AND you pay for what you get (herpes).